The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To Me by: Santana Knox

♪ ♬ THE FLOWERS THAT KILL IN THE SPRING - TRA - LA - LA ♬ ♪

From the best-selling author of Heartless Heathens, TGSLLPFTM is a killer rom-com, feel-good, magical short story about fated love blooming in the most unexpected of places.

I'VE GIVEN HER SUNSHINE

I’ve given her dirt

She's given me much more

Than I ever deserved.

I’m begging her sweetly

I’m down on my knees

Oh, please,

KILL FOR ME

TGSLLPFTM Is a novella inspired by Roger Corman’s The Little Shop of Horrors

Tropes:

Fated soulmates

Plant biologist & witch

Sentient plant as an attack dog

Men as fertilizer

Bone soup

Why would a man be there?